1.  What is PUBLIC GREY ENEMY NUMBER ONE????

The Pencil
The Microwave
A Book
The Telephone
The Door
The Chair

2. What is the intelligence level of the average pet human?

3 - 5 year old level
15 - 20 year old level
5 Years + level
High School level
Above High School level
None of the above

3. What is the best way to get a pet human’s attention?

Screaming
Biting
Biting nails and flapping
Mimicking the microwave
Mimicking the telephone
All of the above
None of the above

4. What is the MOST EFFECTIVE human sound for getting attention?

The Wolf Whistle
The Rasberry
The "UP" command
The Groan
The Laugh
All of the above
Less than 3 of the above

5. What is the BEST WAY to teach pet humans to talk?

By screaming
By association
By biting.... OW!
By feather picking
None of the above
All of the above

6. Who was the first pet human to be taught by African Greys?

King Henry VIII
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Adam
Alexander the Great
Jaco
None of the above
All of the above